I wish to stop being a zebra now…
There is an old saying “When you hear hooves, think horses not zebras. Common before exotic.” Yeah…I’m always the medical version of a zebra. Even my surgeon and general doc agree I need a zebra tattoo. I have Crohn’s disease for which I have had an ileostomy since I was 12 years old. I also had my colon and rectum removed then. And fibromyalgia, ptsd(related to medical), depression and of course Endometriosis.
On March 25th I finally when into have my total hysterectomy. I had been in pain for years. Tried tons of things and nothing helped but doctor’s kept saying I was too young. Finally at 31 I got a doctor to agree. It was also discovered I had at least one large cyst that was bigger than my ovaries. Because of my previous surgeries I knew it would be an open procedure. I don’t care about the scar I want the pain gone. I want a life again.
I’m watching Extreme Moms. Am I the only one who is pretty sure the drinking/partying mom was the sister of a bride on Bridezillas? She wanted to wear like a dress from a lingerie store and stripper heels? Or does she just look similar?